Total Medals Earned: 80 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,185 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Start already!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 21/25 (700/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 10/23 (90/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 7/13 (115/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 16/20 (390/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Play over 2 hours
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